Baking a weed cake sounds like the ultimate stoner flex — a frosted masterpiece packed with THC, perfect for a chill birthday bash or a wake-and-bake brunch.

But if you’ve ever actually tried baking one, you know the truth: it’s tough, can be expensive, messy, and kinda stressful.

SO, we’ll give you 2 options:

Option 1 (easiest): Buy weed cake gummies instead.

Option 2 (difficult): Learn how to bake a weed cake (scroll down)

Weed Cake Gummies: The No-Bake Birthday Gift for Grown-Up Stoners

Say hello to Cannabis Pharmacy’s Weed Cake THC Plus Gummies – 30ct and the even bolder 60ct jar — the ultimate “I love you, bro” gift for your next stoner celebration.

These aren’t just any edibles. Each gummy is infused with:

• 10mg Delta-9 THC

• 1mg THCP (33x stronger than regular THC, btw)

• 1mg THCA for body vibes and mellow feels

Birthday cake flavor, creamy and nostalgic, with just enough kick to turn any moment into a vibe.

Weed Cake vs Weed Cake Gummies

How to Bake a Weed Cake (For Real)

Ok. Let’s bake a cake! Might be your buddy’s birthday, a stoner brunch, or just because it sounds fun, here’s how to actually make a weed cake that doesn’t suck. We’ll walk you through everything below:

Step 1: Decarb Your Weed (You MUST Do This)

Why? Raw cannabis won’t get you high. THC needs heat to become active — a process called decarboxylation.

How to Decarb:

1. Preheat your oven to 240°F (115°C).

2. Break your weed into small chunks (not powder).

3. Spread it evenly on a baking sheet lined with parchment paper.

4. Bake for 35–45 minutes, gently stirring halfway through.

5. Let it cool completely.

Pro Tip: The oven does not always do it correctly, you could skip the headache and just buy a decarboxylator.

Step 2: Make Cannabutter

This is your THC delivery system. You’ll use it just like regular butter in your cake recipe.

Ingredients:

• 1 cup unsalted butter

• 1 cup decarbed weed (around 7g–10g)

Directions:

1. Melt the butter on LOW heat in a saucepan or double boiler.

2. Add the decarbed cannabis and simmer on low (never boil!) for 2–3 hours.

3. Stir occasionally and watch for scorching.

4. Strain through cheesecloth into a jar or container. Squeeze gently.

5. Chill in the fridge for a few hours until solid.

⚠️ Common Issue: Butter separates? That’s fine. Just stir before using.

Step 3: Choose Your Cake Recipe

Keep it simple if it’s your first time — use a boxed cake mix or a basic homemade vanilla or chocolate recipe.

Important: Replace the butter or oil 1:1 with your cannabutter.

Need a recipe idea? Try this:

Weed Birthday Cake Recipe:

• 1 box of Funfetti cake mix

• 3 eggs

• 1 cup milk or water

• ½ cup cannabutter + ½ cup regular butter (balance potency)

Instructions:

1. Preheat oven to 350°F.

2. Mix ingredients thoroughly (don’t undermix).

3. Grease your cake pan and pour the batter in evenly.

4. Bake for 28–35 minutes, or until a toothpick comes out clean.

5. Let it cool completely before frosting.

Step 4: Dose Smart

Here’s the tricky part: potency.

Rough Dosage Estimate:

• If your weed is ~15% THC, and you use 7g (7000mg), that’s roughly 1050mg THC total.

• If it’s all in the cake and cut into 10 slices, that’s ~100mg per slice — which is A LOT.

Solution: Use less cannabutter and cut with regular butter for milder slices. You can also use coconut oil if you so desire!
Pro Tip: Label your cake. Store safely.

Step 5: Decorate and Serve

Now for the fun part. Frost that thing like it’s your stoner bestie’s birthday.

Ideas:

• Add green food coloring to frosting for “weed cake” vibes.

• Sprinkle crushed Oreos or cereal for texture.

• Top with a cannabis leaf (just for show — don’t eat raw weed).

Common Issues + Fixes

IN CONCLUSION !

Making a weed cake is a labor of love (and a little science). If you’re up for the challenge, it can be a fun, homemade edible experience. But if you’re more into eating than prepping?

Just grab a jar of Cannabis Pharmacy’s Weed Cake Gummies (30ct) or 60ct.

No mess. No math. Just birthday cake flavor and a perfectly balanced buzz.

Weed Cake Gummies = Perfect Stoner Birthday Present

Looking for a funny, actually useful gift for your best bud’s birthday? Forget socks or yet another rolling tray. Show up with a jar of Weed Cake Gummies and you’re instantly that friend — the thoughtful one who brings the good stuff.

It’s literally like saying “Happy Birthday” with flavor, euphoria, and legally delicious cannabinoids.

BONUS: Wake & Bake Vibes with Breakfast Cereal Gummies?

Oh yeah, and if you’re into morning munchies — Cannabis Pharmacy has a Cinnamon Toast Crunch-flavored gummy coming soon. Think Delta-8 meets breakfast cereal. Wake and bake just leveled up.

Because why just eat cereal when you can get lit with it?